I saw a cat.

While walking back from Dawood, at around 7pm, I saw a pair of cats fucking. There is no simpler, cleaner way to say this. There were fucking their "brains" out. Then guess what? Some rempit-like people started up their puny little motorcycle engines and the cats stop banging. A part of me was dissapointed, but another part of me was super shocked to see the cats fucking DOGGIE style.

Is that LOL or what? Aren't there any cat style in intercourse? Heck even elephants do doggie style. I saw that in a biology textbook. Let me warn you that picture really, trully, completely scared the living day light out of me.

So, what i am trying to say here is, Doggie style should not be called doggie style anymore. It should be called unversal style, just like universal solvent or universal donor.

Lastly, just to tell ya, after the cats stop bangin' ,the ( i think) female cat started the rub her body all over the road. I believe she was super horny and even wanted the male cat to continue. But the male just sat there, looking dumb. Hmm.....

Kolej Cendana : The Breakdown III

In this section, I shall explaining the area surrounding Kolej Cendana. I will go one by one, informing you all the deatails that I know of that place. Lets go, shall we? Geez!

The Bus Stop

Self-explainatory, right? Geez! Anyway, you can get taxi, public buses, and the INTEC bus from here. For the public bus, only T602 comes to this bus stop. [side note: T = tempatan]

The Nursery

The Police Station

Balai polis seksyen 6. What more can i say? Sometimes, you'll see patrol cars in the areas. However, I can still hear mat rempits loud and clear. he..he..he. But, you can lodge a complain if you receive a mishap or whatnot.

PETRONAS

Other than being a petrol station for filling up your car/motocycle/bla/bla, this PETRONAS has the only ATM machine in seksyen 6. Has maybank and a shitty CIMB ATM machine for your moolah.

Shophouses

There is a row of shophouses about 5 minutes walking distance from the hostel. There you will find :

A) Dawood

It is a mamak stall + a malay stall at the side. Serves typical mamak food [tosai, nasi goreng, mee goreng, roti canai, tandoori, naan, etc] Has nasi campur too. But I extreamly hate it!!!!!!!!!!!Why you ask? 'Cause :

• The food is expensive. I am not the type who saves every single penny and drinks water for lunch. But I still consider the food darn expensive. Furthermore, the food is just.... so-so.



• Not only that, after awhile I get utterly bored with the place. I even get sick after eating all the fried stuff. [I not very strong... *boo-hoo*]

B) The Mini-Mart

This is the place where you buy all your household items and groceries. For instance, you might buy bread, drinks, water, newspaper, pens, books, A4 paper, test pad, brooms, dustpan, bowls, etc, from here. BUT, like Dawood, the prices are exorbitant. Over-priced. However, there is no other alternative in the area.

C) The Doby

This is where you can get your clothes wash...with some money of course. (lolwut?) Service is great and you can get back your clothes in about 1-2 days all washed and smelling clean. Weeee~

The Surau

The Internet Cafe`

Ah... my favourite place [i think...] in this entire area. I am an internet addict. Woot! The speed in the internet cafe is fast; there is no restriction whatsoever, but of course there are some rules. but......... rules are meant to be broken, right? <.<

The Scary Path

I know this just MY opinion, MY feeling, MY phobia. Its just beside the hostel. *Shiver* *shiver*

That is all for now. I will upload more pictures as I go along. 'till then I bid you farewell and All the best. This is end of my trilogy of "Kolej Cendana"

~tootles~

kolej Cendana : The Breakdown II

I am continuing from last time. This time I will eplain about the useless kolej's compound. Let's go, shall we? Geez!

I will break this useless compound into 3 parts :

• Utilities


• Sports


• Entertainment ( Don't get your hopes up =_=")

Utilities

Kolej Cendana has a front office for all its students needs. For instance, students will have to go to the office to register, re-register, make a complain about the room or the kolej, submit their key when after room clearance and whatnot. And the usual office hours apply; 8am -- 5pm

Besides the office, Kolej Cendana has a room to wash clothes. 2 washing machines are in the room, and no they aren't hi-tech. My roomate uses the washing machines and sometimes they breakdown. Moreover, the washing usually takes about 30 to 40 minutes because the water pressure here is low. But you can do it the manual way; that is to pour in water yourself into the washing machine. me? I don't wanna create more work, so I use the laundry service [which i'll explain next time in more detail].

There is a guard house. Its for safety, bla bla bla bla....... Even so, some seniors said they had their laptops stolen, so don't count on the guards at all. I think it is like "You bring electronic devices at your own risk" sort of thing... Oh! You also get the doctor form from the guard house too.


Not forgetting the food van that come everyday except Fridays. It sells nasi campur, nasi lemak,nasi ayam, some snacks and a few flavoured drinks. Try to like as it is one of the 3 food sources that is available here. (Ha Ha ....*sob* *sob*)

Sports

In Kolej Cendana, you can play sports. So to those sport fanaaaaaatics, don't worry. Your drug can still be obtained. There is a basketball court, futsal court, badminton court. You can play soccer, basket ball, badminton, sepak takraw and hockey. Not only that, there are silat classes every week that you might want to join.

Entertainment

First of all, there is the Televison Room. It has a 24" flat-screen tv. [Nope not plasma. Not LCD]. Has astro. The channels that are available are news, variety, movies, and the usual stuff. Sad for me because there is no cartoons for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sob*

Next, there is the Computer room. Or maybe I should Cendana Cafe` =.=". If you are thinking hi-speed internet, popular games and online vacations while you are here, THINK AGAIN DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!

The speed is slow. There are no games. Furthermore, game websites are block by a proxy. [still trying to figure out how to bypass]. With that said, your online experiances is super, duper restricted. So much for learning on the web. On the other hand, you can do the quiantessentials such as checking your daily emails, chatting online, surfing the web for some news, etc.
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Here are some random pictures that I took out of pure, unadulaterated boredom.

Some sky pictures as viewed from Cendana hostel. i was deperessed at that time.... and bored.

The bus stop

Merdeka Day celebrations at Kolej Cendana. I lulz! ^_^
Night view of Kolej Cendana

I think that is all for now. I will upload more pictures and post them as soon as possible.

To be continued~

P.S. I don't miss Austin, KJ ^_^ What is done can't be undone. So, why so depressed, KJ? New Class = New memories!