Sunday, November 23, 2008

Kolej Cendana : The Breakdown!

Kolej Cendana. What the hell is it? Who is it? Where is it?

If those question are overflowing in your pitiful heads, then you have to the RIGHT place!
I will tell you how wretched that wretched hostel is. Please! EMBRACE YOURSELVES...

I'll start first by expounding the conditions of the room.
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Lets begin shall we. Now, the picture above is the main door to the room or "house" or "living quaters" or your "barracks", because believe, its a war out there.
So anyway, when you open this door, you will enter the room (DUH!!!).
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The is what you see when you enter the room. Ok. I'm kidding. This is what you see when you enter the room AFTER 1 MONTH. But, its all the same. As you can observe, there is nothing special nor is there lacking anything. All you need to survive this ordeal is given to you. You got a chair and a table. There are a maximum of 6 people in 1 room. And the room, as you can see, is divided in to 2 sub-rooms, A and B.

In room A, there are 2 beds and 2 locker. So in room A there is a maximum of 2 people. On the other hand, in room B, there will be 4 people. So the usual: 4 beds and 4 lockers.
A -> 2 people
B -> 4 people
If you can't understand this, then by all means just frigging hit your head or something.

Anyway, when you turn your head to your right (or left) you will be staring at the toilet. HaHa.
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Scary, innit?! Well, it supposed to be, dammit. As you enter this despicable proximity, on your right will be the sink. As you advance further, the first door contains the shower and the last door contains the "hole" with a wrinser. Behold! There are 2 ampaian to hand your pitiful yet damp clothes.

Enough about the toilet. GeeZ! So, when you continue on, you will see more of the cold and dark room. And the paint is yellow. Weeeee.............
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Lets move on the sub-rooms. I'll go to room B first. =)

There is nothing to much to explain. Why? Because there is nothing much in there anyway. I'll show a picture :
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2 bunk beds. 4 lockers. Done. Oh yeah. And the tiles are pink. =)

For room A, there are 2 single beds and 2 lockers.

Reminder!! Pillows, pillowcase, bed sheet, blanket and locks (for the lockers) are NOT provided.

Well, that is pretty sums up the "ROOM". Any question, please contact me by commenting in the shout box or pressing comment.

~To be continued~

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