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Today i have compiled 10 reason that has proven the geek in me... here, let me show you :
1. I listen to geek music.
I really, really like techno and trance music. But, only geeks or ,worse, ah bengs listen to them. Oh! don't know what is techno and trance music? Ever seen a modified kancil zooming down the road, blasting that horrible noise that goes *thump**thump**thump*? Well, that the music i love. Countless of people i ask have no freaking idea that is this music about, much less like it. Well, thats reason No. 1. No. 2 is ....
2. I like the internet a little too much.
We all know the internet is great place. We get to know lots of stuff -- cooking, sewing, hacking, making C4's and of course blogging. (Like what i am doing now!) But, in my case, I beginning to see the internet as a real world. I take the internet too seriously and i believe that the internet is serious business as in anything on the internet is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Only geeks do that, right? Well, No. 3 is....
3. I can't speak properly.
I must confess that i have a speaking problem. I have no idea why but i get too excited or nervous or anxious when speaking, As a result, I'll speak tooooooo fast and mumble, jumble and eat my words up. A problem that i trying to cure everyday. Unfortunately, as much i as a try, the problem will still be here to stay for awhile, so i still am having problem speaking. Thus, i stay away from talking to people if i can. Less talking, less misunderstanding, less problem. Right?
4. I am a coward.
From my previous reason, you can see i am running away from talking to people. I am a coward and i can't deny it. You know what is my phobia? Everything and anything is this universe. Geeks run away from problems they can't handle. No. 5 iz....
5. I walk on the path of a loner.
Since i can't speak properly, I became a lone ranger. I became anti-social. I try countlessly to google how to start a conversation but implementing the theory is easier said than done. Therefore, I try to avoid people as much as I can. I always sit away from a crowd so that i won't meet anybody(Like sitting on the bench outside the library or in the grass outside the library) Sigh.... geeks are anti-social and so am I.
6. I can't speak to girls.
Dissapointing indeed but i can't help. Everytime i wanna speak to a girl i get nervous. Add the fact that I mumble my words and you have me, a person who always embarrasses himself infront of a pretty and hot girl. Geeks have this problem; I am a geek.
7. I am an internet addict.
Similar to No. 2, just that I want to emphasize that I can't live without the internet. Sometimes i wonder what i am going to do if there wasn't anymore internetz in the world. Hmm.. maybe I would give myself a quick and painless death, if possible =_="
8. I like anime.
In japan, people who are addicted to anime, manga (Japanese comics) and figurines are called otaku -- geek. I AM addicted to those stuff. ok, maybe not figurines but i still watch a lot of anime from time to time and read a few manga here and there. No. 8 adds to my geekiness.
9. I hate social networking websites.
I can't seem to find the reason to use them. Is to get scamed? Is it to see naked pictures of girls?Is it to waste (precious) bandwith? Facebook, friendster, myspace, twitter... I am baffled.
10. My homepage is a technology website
Unlike other people, who puts entertainment websites or sports website as their homepage, i put a technology website as my homepage. Now, how geeky is that?
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Update : 11. I'm afraid of girls!
Due to certain terrifying, horrifying, anxious and furious experiences I had that involves girls, I try to keep a distance from THEM. Also, i think all girls are scary. =(
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And there you have it... 10 reasons ( maybe more ) why i am a geek.
Good day!
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