Thursday, January 22, 2009

I saw a cat.

While walking back from Dawood, at around 7pm, I saw a pair of cats fucking. There is no simpler, cleaner way to say this. There were fucking their "brains" out. Then guess what? Some rempit-like people started up their puny little motorcycle engines and the cats stop banging. A part of me was dissapointed, but another part of me was super shocked to see the cats fucking DOGGIE style.

Is that LOL or what? Aren't there any cat style in intercourse? Heck even elephants do doggie style. I saw that in a biology textbook. Let me warn you that picture really, trully, completely scared the living day light out of me.

So, what i am trying to say here is, Doggie style should not be called doggie style anymore. It should be called unversal style, just like universal solvent or universal donor.

Lastly, just to tell ya, after the cats stop bangin' ,the ( i think) female cat started the rub her body all over the road. I believe she was super horny and even wanted the male cat to continue. But the male just sat there, looking dumb. Hmm.....

1 comment:

The Skatemusicianer said...

Haha! I haven't been here in so long and I come to read this post..lolxxxxxx...ok ok nice story anyway..educational!